SUMMA TIME!

Summer has officially begun!!!! I'm hoping this means tat I will finally catch up on all my TV shows and that I can greatly condense my Netflix Instant Queue! This also means there will be many more blog posts! Yea I hope you're all excited for this!!!

First movie review of the summer BABYYYY!!!

Alright, so tonight I watched Hello Sister, Goodbye Life which is the typical ABC Family movie. It's an older one (2006) and stars Mean Girls' Gretchen Weiners as the main character. Basically, Olivia (Gretchen Weiners) is forced to raise her younger step-sister after her father and step-mom die in a car accident. Olivia is only 21 years old, and sill in college and is forced to choose between raising her sister and going to live in Italy with her hunky boyfriend. I bet y'all @10 that you all guess the ending right! It's a very predictable movie, but it also has a lot of cheesy, feel-good moments. It's not one of ABCFam's best, but it is definitely a stereotypical ABCFam movie. Watch it or not, that's your choice, but overall, the movie was bearable! (3 Stars)

Also, I have discovered this wonderful new app, thanks to the lovely Jacob Triska, called Miso. Basically, any time I watch a movie or TV show, I "check-in" and it will let my followers know what I am watching! So if y'all want to follow my every movie watching move I highly recommend getting a Miso!

And Y'all Thought Twilight Was Bad...

Today, I'm reviewing two AWFUL love stories. Both of these will make you appreciate the Bella-Edward-Jacob love triangle. Trust me.

First we have Chungking Express, a move I had to watch for my Film class, and is regarded by many as one of the best films in the world. It even made it into "The Book". However, after watching the movie, I had absolutely no idea what it was about, and I was extremely confused. Then, we had to read a 80 page book about the movie for my class, and even after reading that I still didn't understand the premise of this movie. That's an Art Film for ya... After much contemplation, however, this is what Ive found it to be about. Set in Hong Kong, it's a love story following two cops (Cop 223 and Cop 663) who both fall in love with different people, but it doesn't work out for either of them. However, it's much more complicated than that because you have people with similar or the same names and they all look alike. Sorry, not trying to be stereotypical, but they really do look very similar and I couldn't keep any of the characters straight. One of the girls (I believe her name was May) was a major stalker and kept breaking into Cop 663's house and changing all his possessions and cleaning.. WEIRD. (2 Stars)

The next movie is actually the newest movie based off of one of Stephanie Meyer's novels, The Host. First off, I read the book and actually highly enjoyed it. It was a very interesting story line, and I thought the movie had a lot of potential, but it was literally one of the worst movies ever. Do y'all remember when I watched LOL and told you that some movies are so awful, but you can only enjoy them if you see it with a group of people? Yea well this was one of those movies. I want to apologize to my friends for dragging them to this movie with me, because it wasn't worth the $4.50 we paid to see it. Also, I promised that I would give them a shout out on the blog for coming and enduring those two hours. I'm actually glad they came with me, because we talked and made fun of this horrible movie the whole time. So, Tanner, Gus, Alex, Nick, M.H., Matt, and Ashli, THANK YOU and I cannot apologize enough for making y'all come with me. Also, y'alls comments throughout the movie were better/funnier than the movie itself, especially yours Gus. And whoever told us to "Shut Up" during the movie should be thanking us for our wonderful insight. Yea... We were those people. The group that everyone hates.

The basic premise of The Host is that aliens have invaded Earth and they take on human host bodies. One alien, Wanderer (Wanda for short) is in the body of a girl name Melanie, who was part of the human resistance. Melanie still has some control over her body and soon she has Wanda out looking for the family Melanie has left behind. Soon, Wanda has fallen in love with Jared, who was Melanie's lover, but Ian has fallen in love with Wanda and Jared still loves Melanie. Talk about an intense love triangle... So, like I said, the movie had a lot of potential, but they ruined it with voice-overs to show the communication between Melanie and Wanda in their head, and TERRIBLE acting. I am not a fan of the girl who portrayed Melanie/Wanda. And she had literally the worst "Cajun" accent the entire movie, and cannot act to save her life. I'm talking worse than Kristen Stewart in Twilight... So if you really feel you must go see this movie, wait until it's on Netflix and make sure you watch it with all your closest friends so y'all can make fun of it the whole time. Either way, you are going to hate yourself for watching that movie... (2 Stars)

They're Baaaaaaaaaack

I can not reiterate enough times just how much I love scary movies, y'all! I seriously love them so much. AAAANNNDDDDDDDD I watched a new one just for y'all this weekend.

Now, a while back, I did a review fr a scary movie called The Evil Dead, which is a cult classic that helped start the whole campy-horror genre back in the 70s. For those of you that haven't read that review (or you just need a refresher) I. HATED. IT. I gave it the worst review ever and swore to never watch that movie again. Well.... Guess what. I watched it again.

Sam Raimi (the director) has remade The Evil Dead and it came out this past weekend (But now it is Evil Dead, dropping the "The" from the title) and it made claims that it would be one of the scariest movies you will ever see. So my friends convinced me to go see it with them, despite my warnings of how awful the original was. However, before I went to see it, I decided to rewatch the original so I could adequately compare the two just for y'all. Look at the sacrifices I make for this blog... Take note of my dedication.

Anywho... Rewatched the original and it was just as corny and stupid (and definitely not scary) as I remember it being. Then, I get to the movie, and after the first 10-15 minutes I start to think, "man, this is actually going to be very legit". And it was for the most part. I still didn't think it was scary, but keep in mind that scary movies don't freak me out at all. For someone who gets scared during Horror Films, you will probably cry a bit. Also, I have a very HIGH gore tolerance and there were scenes that honestly made me want to puke. this movie was EXTREMELY GORY.

Now that all of that has been said, this movie was still extremely corny like the original one, but I'm loving some of the zombie pick up likes such as "Come and kiss me your dirty B****" or "I can see your dirty f***ing soul". Oh, did I mention this movie likes its expletives???

Now, in comparison to the original, the basically kept the concept of the movie the same. The girl still gets raped by a tree and turns into a zombie killing all of her friends and what not. However, they did change the ending and the sole survivor may not be who you expect! Also, the premise behind the story has changed a bit too. The characters are at the cabin not for a vacation, but to help their friend quit using drugs.

Overall, I was much more impressed with this movie than the original - but I didn't exactly have high expectations. It could've used a lot less gore though... (3 Stars)

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Cold Bodies. Warm Heart.

"Cold Bodies. Warm Heart."

Quite possibly one of the cheesiest taglines for a movie EVER. The trailer? No better. After first seeing the preview for Warm Bodies, a zombie romance film, I had absolutely no intention of ever seeing that movie. However, the movie was getting rave reviews from everyone I knew, so, I just had to go check it out. And I can honestly say, I'm glad I did.

Warm Bodies is the story about a zombie named R who is different from other zombies. He thinks differently than they do. One day, he meets a human named Julie, and that's when things start to change. And by things, I mean the zombies. They literally start to change and cure themselves. It all stems from R and Julie, who start to fall in love.

It's a very Twilightesque type movie, but it also had it's Romeo and Juliet star-crossed lovers thing going on. It even had a balcony scene, like R&J. Who would've thought that even zombies could fall in love. All I know is, by the end of the movie every girl in the theater wished they had a zombie boyfriend. I know I wish I did. And it doesn't help that Valentine's is right around the corner... OK - I'm going to go eat a whole box of chocolates now....

But seriously, such a cute movie. A little weird at times, but if you can sit through the whole movie, I guarantee you, R will win you over, just like he did me. (3 Stars)

Don't Do Drugs

Had a little spare time this week and decided to watch a movie, or course. Today's review is about yes another "Must See" Drugstore Cowboy, the story of four junkies who steal drugs from pharmacies for an extra thrill.

Overall, a great movie, and I understand why it earned a spot on "The Book". I love movies that were made in the late-80s, early-90s (such as When Harry Met Sally and Sleepless in Seattle) and this movie (1989) was no-exception. These movies have a certain quality to them that makes them so relatable and just so raw. In Drugstore Cowboy even if you aren't a junkie, or have never done drugs (which I fit into both categories) you can really understand what is going through the minds of these four characters.

The movie starts with just the thoughts of the main character, Bob (Matt Dillon), who is reflecting on his life as he is dying in the back of an ambulance. Right from the beginning, the movie really pulls you in. Soon, we find out the Bob is the leader of this crew that steals drugs. His wife, Dianne, is played by the superb Kelly Lynch (for any 90210 fans like myself, she plays Ivy's mom), and the other two members of the crew Rick (James LeGros) and Nadine (Heather Graham) also do a wonderful job portraying the drug addicts in their struggles. The plot continues on the simple road of stealing drugs and staying away from the cops. Then tragedy strikes which makes Bob rethink his lifestyle and he decides to get on an addict program and get clean. All of this leads up to the moment that Bob is fighting for his life in the back of the ambulance as a very poetic ending.

Druggie or not, I highly recommend you seeing this film at least once. It's a diamond in the rough, if you take the time to watch it fully and try to sympathize with the characters. (3 Stars)

Movie of the Future From the Past

This Tuesday's movie was Metropolis, a famous German movie from the 1920s.

At first, I was really excited to watch this because it's one of those classics that almost everyone has heard about. Plus, it was in "The Book" (this makes 76 by the way). However, it had a VERY slow start. I'm talking, check your phone every two minutes, thinking it's been an hour slow start. Fortunately, after the first hour the movie really started to pick up and get suspenseful. however, last thirty minutes were, again, very slow.

So, a little bit about this movie:
It's based on a futuristic society in Germany. In this society, a man named Joh Fredersen has built the city Metropolis from the ground up with the help of the people of the city. The people do all the hard labor,and he pretty much sits back and watches. Joh's son, Freder, has grown up in a spoiled, high-class world because of this. But, one day, a beautiful woman named Maria crosses over into the high-society world and catches Freder's attention. He then goes underground (where the working class lives/works) and what he sees there changes his life. The rest of the movie is about Freder trying to save the city of Metropolis, with the help of Maria, Josaphat (a recently fired worker of Joh) and Georgy (a laborer). An inventor named Rotwang has cloned Maria onto a robot and the robot is creating turmoil within the city. The workers are now setting out to destroy the city of Metropolis because of the robot. Luckily, Freder and company are able to save all of the children of the city before it is completely destroyed, and eventually the workers see the mistake they have made.

Overall, it was an interesting movie, although slow at some parts. The suspenseful, fast-paced scenes were definitely more enjoyable than others. One of my favorite parts about my Film class so far is being able to see the transgression between movies as time progresses. This movie is much higher in quality than the one's we watched the first week, and without this class, I wouldn't be able to appreciate the quality and beauty of Metropolis. (3 Stars)

The Big Seven-Five

It's Tuesday night, so I have two killer movies for y'all to watch. And I highly recommend both of these. And as an added bonus, one was in "The Book" which makes a whopping 75 movies that I have seen from "The Book". I think this is quite a milestone! *Insert celebratory dance*

First movie of the night is Buster Keaton's The Scarecrow. This movie was absolutely magnificent and had everyone laughing the entire 19 minutes. Keaton's style is similar to that of Charlie Chaplin. Personally,I  love them both! In The Scarecrow, Keaton and his roommate have fallen in love with the neighbor farm girl and are both vying for her attention and hand in marriage. However, her dad (played by Keaton's actual father) doesn't like either one. So the movie turns into this giant comedic chase to prevent either from getting her hand in marriage, but in the end, Keaton succeeds. (4 Stars)

The second, and final movie, is Sergei M. Eisenstein's Bronenosets Potyomkin [Battleship Potemkin]. Battleship is a visionary Soviet film that was meant to be a commemoration of the uprising of 1905, which led to the Bolshevik Revolution in Soviet Russia. Normally, I'm not a fan of these particular types of movies, but I really enjoyed this one. My film class has really changed (and improved) my outlook on these foreign classics, because I get to really understand more of a back story to these films, and what makes them so important to their time. For example, Battleship is considered a Political Montage which was very popular in both the USSR and France during the 1920s. This film is about the uprising f soldiers on the Battleship Potemkin and the reaction of the civilians in the nearby town. It has a very poetic, artistic style to it. For instance, the first soldier to call out for rebellion was the first of many to die, and his death was the symbol that started the uprising in the civilian people. I honestly would love to see a modern remake of this film, I think it would be really cool! This is definitely a classic that everyone should see. (3 Stars)

Two Classics

It's Tuesday, so you know what that means! MORE MOVIE REVIEWS! YEEHAW.

Today I have two movies from the Classic Hollywood Age, Charlie Chaplin's The Immigrant (1917) and D.W. Griffith's True Heart Susie (1919).

First up, The Immigrant! I would just like to start out by stressing how much of a cinematic genius Charlie Chaplin is. When it comes to the world of film, I hold him in very high regards and would LOVE to meet him and just talk about movies with him. First off, he's hilarious and he never even speaks in his movies. Second, he was so good that he was getting paid crazy salaries for the time. He just has this wonderful on-screen charisma that everyone can relate to, which is why people adored him so. In this movie, he plays a poor immigrant on his way to America. On the boat ride to the states, he wins a bunch of money playing poker, but gives it to this beautiful woman he meets who needs it more than him. After living in America sometime, we see that Chaplin is a poor, hungry man. He finds a silver dollar on the ground and decides to treat himself to some food, but that is literally all of the money he has. While getting food, he sees the woman once again and in the end tries to convince her to marry him, and we can see that even though they are both poor, they are happy. Needless to say, I loved it. (4 stars)

The second and final movie of the night was True Heart Susie. This movie, ultimately, was about love. The title character, Susie, is in love with the boy next door, William. William wants to go to college, but cannot afford it, so Susie secretly sells off her belongings and pays for William's tuition. William is your typical teenage boy; he cannot see what is right in front of him until it is too late. Susie is madly in love with him, but he has no clue. Not surprising, eh, ladies? So William goes off to college and comes back to become the minister of the town. While he was away, Susie was preparing herself to be the perfect mate for him. Of course, that doesn't happen, because this slut Bettina moves in and woos him for all the wrong reasons, so Betty and William get married. Little does he know (in fact, only Susie knows) that Bettina has been having extramarital affairs. Even after Betty dies from pneumonia, Susie never betrays William by letting him know. However, he finds out everything (including that Susie paid for his college) and realizes he loved her the whole time. Not going to lie, it was a pretty complicated storyline to keep up with, especially when there are no words to accompany it. Overall, I felt like I could connect with Susie, and I'm sure any girl in the world could. It's hard to watch the guy you like fall for "the wrong girl" let alone any girl at all. I gotta give Susie some props for keeping her cool. Other than that, the movie was painfully long (or at least felt that way) and I don't really plan on seeing it ever again. (2.5 stars)

More for y'all later!

Tarantino Classic

There is so much hype right now concerning the newest Quinten Tarantino movie, Django Unchained. Although I had never seen a Tarantino movie, I knew that his type of movies were not my cup of tea, which is why I decided I would not pay money to go see his latest film. However, I figured it's about time I finally see a Tarantino movie, especially if I want to claim "not to like them", so, I started at the beginning with his directorial debut, Reservoir Dogs. (Also, I'd like to apologize to those of you who thought you would be getting a review on Django, because you're not.)

I can tell you straight off the bat that I didn't like it. I am NOT A FAN of Tarantino. His style is just way too bizarre for me. Yes, I do think he is a phenomenal director when it comes to the logistics of film, I just don't particularly enjoy his movies. Again, I've only seen one so far, so he may prove me wrong yet.

Reservoir Dogs (RD) is about a botched robbery. The story itself is told in a sort of reverse order. At the beginning of the film, we see a man driving a wounded man to a warehouse, begging him to stay alive. Slowly, we get backstories of all the other characters. We learn that there is a group of men who all know each other by code names only, such as Mr. Black and Mr. Pink, and aer working together to rob a jewelry store. However, someone ratted and the cops knew they would be there. So now, the remaining men still alive are trying to figure out who the traitor is. If you haven't seen this movie yet, I hate to ruin it, but everybody dies. No seriously they do. This isn't some trick where I shout "Everyone dies" just to piss you off. They really do all die. Kind of depressing. Also, there are very few women in this film. I can only remember there being one... But, anyways... That's the movie in a nutshell. I feel kind of bad for Tarantino though, because he's the first one to die. But, it is his movie, so it's his own fault. OK - I no longer feel bad for him. (2 Stars)

Well, some exciting news is that this movie was in "The Book"! 74 down!! Yee Yee!

Also, I would just like to rub in the fact that
a) I had the day off today
and
b) Since I didn't procrastinate all weekend (I actually did all my HW on Saturday/Sunday) I got to spend my day catching up on my TV shows and watching this movie. So HA.

Scare the Pants Off Ya

I love scary movies. I love scary movies parodies even more. However, A Haunted House wasn't at all what I was expecting. Jimmy Fallon gave it a rave review. Everyone I had talked to said it was great and HILARIOUS.

The movie is about a guy's girlfriend who moves into his house, and with her, bring a demon. It is supposed to be a parody of Paranormal Activity and other scary movies of its kind. When it came to stuff about the ghost, the movie was hilarious, but it had a very raunchy sense of humor. After looking back on the movie, I don't think there was a single joke that wasn't about sex. So, even though it was a funny movie, it made me, and many other people, uncomfortable. Some people like that kind of humor. Personally, I don't mind it, in doses, not 90 minutes worth of straight sex humor and sex scenes and so on. But, like I said, it was funny and it did a great job of making fun of scary movies. I also appreciated how some parts of the movie stayed true to black stereotypes while other parts proved them wrong.

That's it for today, short and sweet.

Best Class EVER.

I have discovered the best class at Texas A&M University. History of Film.
Every Tuesday night from 7 PM to 9:30 PM I get to sit in a classroom and watch movies. Then every Tuesday and Thursday during the day, I get to sit in a classroom and learn about how awesome movie are. This is seriously the best thing that has ever happened to me.

In saying this, our first movie lab was tonight so I have loads to share with you. Yay!
*Added Bonus* - Two of the movies we watched were in "The Book".

First we watched a bunch of short (and I mean short) films by the Lumiere Brothers. They were each about 1 minute long but they were some of the first films ever made and screened in their version of a theater. These films ranged from a baby eating to a train coming into the station. Actually, L'Arrivee d'un train a La Ciotat has a really cool back-story that our professor told us. The way that the camera was set up, it looked as if the train was coming towards the camera. Since the whole "moving picture" thing was very new, many people who were watching this film jumped up, ran out of the room, and screamed. They thought that the train was going to come through the screen!

Next, we got to watch a film that was a bit longer (by a whole minute). The only difference is that this time, it had more of a story to it, rather than just a literal moving picture. Par le trou de serrure is about a peeping tom janitor who looks through keyholes of hotel rooms.

Finally, we are starting to get to the goods people. Our next film was by the famed Georges Melies, and is possibly one of the most recognized silent films EVER. It's also the very first film listed in "The Book". Le Voyage dans la lune [Trip to the Moon] is about a group of wizard-looking scientists who travel to the moon in a bullet-spaceship. It's incredible to see what they imaged the moon would be like. I can tell you, it is NOTHING like the actual moon. It even had inhabitants that the head scientist could kill by bashing them with his cane. One of the coolest things about this movie is that it was in color. OK - not actually, but kind of. This movie came out in 1902, and was filmed in black and white, but sometimes for movies (as they did for this one), they would take the film strips and literally color it like a coloring book. They would have to do this for every single frame. It's absolutely incredible in my opinion the detail that goes into making these films.

Next, we watched The Great Train Robbery, directed by Edwin S. Porter in 1902. The title is pretty self-explanatory. This was the very first western y'all! Forget Clint Eastwood, forget John Wayne, it's all about this movie right here. My favorite fact about this movie is that they actually filmed it while on a moving train. It was also one of the first movies of the time that you start to notice the camera panning. Most films were shot from one spot and the camera didn't move a bit. Annnnnd, it used cross-cutting, or following more than one story line (kind of like, "back at the ranch..." in novels).

Alright, two more movies. Now for The Crime of Carelessness. This was actually based on/inspired by a huge factory fire in 1911 in NYC (This fire is also the likely reason we have illuminated EXIT signs). Basically, the factory owner blocked his fire exits, despite being asked to clear them, and a fire was started and 146 workers died. The movie is slightly different, but it portrays the same message. It's a very cautionary tale, similar to a public service announcement, but with much more zest.

Finally, we watched a pretty long silent film. And by pretty long I mean 49 minutes, but that is long compared to the minute to 15 minute films of before. Hypocrites was my least favorite film of the day, mainly because it starred a naked woman who was meant to personify Truth. Other than that, it had a inspiring plot/story. A priest gives a sermon on hypocrisy and then the naked woman, Truth, shows the priest that his congregation are indeed hypocrites. Then there is this long slew of vignettes in which we see how one should act and how they are actually acting. The film raised an interesting point about hypocrisy, I will admit. However, I find it a tad ironic that the director, Lois Weber, films this in an extenuation of her missionary work, yet the main character is blatantly nude, and we see EVERYTHING. Nevertheless, she gets her point across.

Drive (Far Far Away)

I had quite a few reasons to watch the movie Drive. One of them being Ryan Gosling. Another reason was because it had been highly recommended by many of my peers. I was quite excited to watch it, honestly, but I can tell you from the start that I will NEVER watch this movie again.

First thing you need to know, ladies, is... Don't watch this movie just because Ryan Gosling is in it. Totally not worth it. Second thing you need to know is that this movie requires a strong stomach. This is definitely a mans movie, no doubt about it, but even some guys won't enjoy it. My dad, who loves all kinds of action movies - especially ones with awesome driving scenes - disliked this movie as much of the rest of my family. My sister, who had been the most keen to watch this, couldn't even make it through the whole movie. Why, you ask? Because it is vulgar, violent, and gory. I had to sit there on the couch and watch Ryan Gosling smash another guy's skull in. I saw another man stick a fork in someone's eyeball. Now, tell me if you still want to see this movie, because those two scenes weren't even the worst of it.

Now, if you're still interested, I'll tell you what the movie is actually about. It's about a getaway driver who gets stuck in the middle of a con man's deal and has to suffer the consequences. The bloody, gory, disgusting, give me nightmares consequences. The only good thing I can take away from this movie (aside from RG of course) is the awesome driving/chase scenes. Those were pretty cool. (2 Stars)

Peace.

Under the Radar

Man, I love breaks. They give me so much time to catch up on all my TV shows, and of course, go and see a lot of movies, which I have.

I've got two more movies for y'all to check out, both of which I was pleasantly surprised with: Jack Reacher and Silver Linings Playbook.

I'll start with action packed Jack Reacher. This movie is about a man who is accused of murdering five random people and he calls in ex-army police officer Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise). Reacher works with the man's attorney, Helen (Rosamund Pike) who is the daughter of the DA (Richard Jenkins) that is trying to put the murderer on the deathbed. Helen and Jack are trying to find a way to stop the DA from killing the man, rather they would like to put him in prison. Of course there's a bit more to the murder than what meets the eye. I really enjoyed this movie because it really makes you think, and those are some of my favorite kinds of movies. I was sitting there trying to figure the murder out along with Jack and Helen. I would definitely recommend seeing this if you have the time.

What happens when you stick a bunch of characters with mental illnesses in one movie? Silver Linings Playbook. These characters were all borderline crazy. First you have Pat (Bradley Cooper) who brutally beat the man who his wife was cheating with. He has just been let out of the mental hospital and has just learned that he is bipolar. His father, Pat Sr. (Robert DeNiro) has extreme OCD and a gambling addiction. Pat soon meets Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence) who is depressed and a used-to-be slut who is a recent widow. Pat and Tiffany soon become close friends and Tiffany agrees to help Pat try and win his wife back if Pat will be her partner in an upcoming dance competition. I found this movie to be extremely hilarious, even though I was expecting it to be a bit depressing (don't worry, it had some of those moments too), but overall the story was very well executed. I really liked that it was different from the typical story usually told and I think the acting in this movie was superb. Rumor has it, Jennifer Lawrence might snag her first Oscar win with this role, and I think it's a good possibility. Warning, this movie has a LOT of vulgarity - we're talking an f-bomb dropped every few seconds almost. However, I think this a movie everyone should see at least once, but not something you should necessarily buy to keep watching over and over.

More to come soon!

Family Friendly Fun

Another Family Friendly Movie, YAY, my favorite!

Parental Guidance is such a cute movie, I just want to get that out there from the start. Billy Crystal is a genius in the world of comedy and this movie was no exception. It's just an all-around feel good family movie. It's about a set of grandparents (Billy Crystal and Bette Midler) who are taking care of their grand kids for a week, even though nothing can seem to go right and their daughter Annie doesn't trust them.

There's not much else to say about this movie, but I highly recommend you going to see it with your family. It'll make you laugh out loud and it may even make you cry (happy tears, of course). This movie has a little bit of everything from coming of age, to new beginnings and overcoming fears and expectations, along with good life morals.

And one little surprise, the Asain kid from Sixteen Candles is all grown up and a supporting character in this movie!

So what are you waiting for? Grab the Fam and head over to your nearest movie theater!

Challenge Excepted

I think I just like to torture myself. That, or I really just love movies, and making lists. Oh wait, I love both of those things. I think the making lists is just me being OCD though.

I guess I should explain my blabbering, huh?

So yesterday, my mom and I were playing Disney Scene It, and since I love movies, and Disney, she challenged me to watch all of the Disney movies ever made. I figured that would be no big deal, super easy, blah blah blah. Nope. Not easy. There are WAY more Disney movies than either one of us had anticipated. A few hours and 8 pages front and back of notebook paper later, I have now listed out every Disney movie known to man. Now I am going to tell you which movies I have actually seen, and my rating. To make it easy, I'm just going to the put the number of stars like this - (2) for two stars.

Alright, here we go.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (4.5)
Pinocchio (4)
Fantasia (4)
Dumbo (3.5)
Bambi (4)
Fun and Fancy Free (4)
Melody Time (5)
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (3)
Treasure Island (3)
Cinderella (5)
Alice in Wonderland (4.5)
Peter Pan (5)
Old Yeller (4)
Darby O'Gill and the Little People (3)
Sleeping Beauty (5)
Pollyanna (5)
Swiss Family Robinson (4)
101 Dalmatians (5)
The Sword in the Stone (4)
Mary Poppins (5)
That Darn Cat! (3.5)
The Jungle Book (4)
The Love Bug (4)
The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes (4)
The AristoCats (5)
Bedknobs and Broomsticks (4)
Robin Hood (5)
Herbie Rides Again (4)
The Apple Dumpling Gang (4)
The Rescuers (4)
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (5)
Pete's Dragon (4)
Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again (3)
The Fox and the Hound (4)
The Great Mouse Detective (4)
The Brave Little Toaster (2)
Oliver and Company (5)
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (5)
The Little Mermaid (5)
The Rescuers Down Under (3)
Honey, I Blew Up the Kids (5)
Beauty and the Beast (5)
Aladdin (3)
Hocus Pocus (4)
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (3)
Angels in the Outfield (4)
The Santa Clause (5)
The Lion King (4)
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (5)
Heavy Weights (3)
A Goofy Movie (5)
Pocahontas (4)
Toy Story (5)
James and the Giant Peach (4)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (2.5)
101 Dalmatians (4)
Beauty and the Beast: An Enchanted Christmas (3)
Under Warps (3)
Air Bud (3)
George of the Jungle (5)
Hercules (2.5)
Flubber (3)
Brink! (4)
Milan (2.5)
The Parent Trap (5)
Mighty Joe Young (3)
A Bugs Life (4)
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (4)
Smart House (5)
My Favorite Martian (3)
Tarzan (4)
Inspector Gadget (5)
Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (5)
Fantasia 2000 (4)
Toy Story 2 (4)
The Ultimate Christmas Present (3)
Phantom of the Megaplex (4)
Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire (3)
Quints (4)
Miracle in Lane 2 (3)
The a Color of Friendship (3)
An Extremely Goofy Movie (5)
Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (4)
Remember the Titans (4)
102 Dalmations (3)
The Emperor's New Groove (4)
Halloweentown (4)
Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (3)
The Luck of the Irish (4)
Zenon: The Zequel (4)
The Thirteenth Year (5)
Michey's Magical Christmas (5)
Motocrossed (3)
Lady and the Tramp (5)
Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure (3)
The Princess Diaries (5)
Max Keeble's Big Move (3.5)
Monsters, Inc. (5)
Gotta Kick It Up! (3)
Get a Clue (3)
Cadet Kelly (5)
Double Teamed (4)
Return to Neverland (3)
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (3)
Lilo and Stitch (3)
The Country Bears (2)
The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause (5)
The Rookie (4)
The Cheetah Girls (2)
Edie's Million Dollar Cookoff (4)
The Even Stevens Movie (3)
Brother Bear (2)
Inspector Gadget 2 (3)
Piglet's Big Move (3)
Holes (3)
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (4)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (4)
Freaky Friday (5)
George of the Jungle 2 (3)
Finding Nemo (3)
Pixel Perfect (3)
Zenon: Z3 (3)
Halloweentown High (4)
Stuck in the Suburbs (3)
Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagement (4)
National Treasure (5)
Mickey's Twice Upon A Christmas (5)
The Incredibles (4)
The Greatest Game Ever Played (4)
Valiant (3)
Life is Ruff (3)
Twitches (2)
The Pacifier (5)
Ice Princess (3)
Sky High (3)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (5)
Chicken Little (2)
Herbie Fully Loaded (3)
Air Buddies (3)
Read It and Weep (2.5)
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2.5)
Cow Belles (3)
Turn to Halloweentown (2)
High School Musical (3)
Glory Road (4)
The Santa Clause III: The Escape Clause (4)
The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (4)
The Shaggy Dog (3)
High School Musical 2 (3)
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (5)
The Game Plan (3)
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (3)
Bridge to Terabithia (3)
Jump In! (1)
Meet the Robinsons (5)
Bedtime Stories (4)
Camp Rock (2)
High School Musical 3: Senior Year (3)
Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (3)
A Christmas Carol (2)
The Princess and the Frog (4)
Up (5)
The Hannah Montana Movie (4)
Secretariat (4)
Tangled (5)
TRON Legacy (5)
Toy Story 3 (5)
Alice in Wonderland (4)
Geek Charming (3)
Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas (1)
Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension (4)
The Suite Life Movie (3)
Wreck-It Ralph (5)
Brave (4)
Princess Protection Program (2)


Now, I realize that this seems like a lot, but its not. Out of the 480 Disney movies I've only seen 178 of them. That's only 37%. Man I have a long way to go.

Off to watch more movies!

The Two Most Anticipated Movies of Last Year

I know it took me a while to review these movies since I saw them a while back, but I promise I had a good excuse. The good news is I have two killer movie reviews for you, for two of the most anticipated films of 2012, Les Miserables and The Hobbit!

The reason it took me so long to review The Hobbit (because I actually saw it over two weeks ago) is because I wanted to read the book so I could give y'all an accurate review. My overall opinion is that it was a wonderful movie and has the same feel to it as all of The Lord of the Rings films. And by that, I mean LONGGGGGGG, but very good, and definitely interesting. Now, if compared to the book, I would say that the movie is extremely similar to the book, but many of the supporting details are very different. I know this must sound confusing, but if you've read the book and seen the movie, you'd probably understand. The movie has a lot of background history that isn't in the books, and some of the history is changed, liked the fact that the dwarves do not like the elves. Yet, the dialogue at times is taken straight from the book. They also added a lot of details that weren't in the book, which is, I'm sure, part of their ploy to make this ONE book into THREE movies. But, like I said, the movie is amazing. One of my favorite aspects is the incredible attention to detail. The set, costumes, props, everything has such immaculate detail, it is absolutely profound. I recommend this movie highly, but maybe not worth the watch in 3D.

As for Les Mis. AMAZING. In my opinion the best movie of the year. The music, the casting, the acting, the set, it was all absolutely spectacular. A little warning, it is a sad story, so you might want to bring some tissues, but its a good sad story that you want to watch over and over and over. Also, it's an opera, which means there is virtually no speaking, only singing, which I was perfectly fine with. My only complaint: Russell Crowe. He was AWFUL. You could tell that everyone cast in the movie could sing, which they did. When the movie was filmed, they sang live, they didn't lip sync to prerecorded music like most musical movies. That shows you the amount of talent the cast held. However, like I said, Russell Crowe sucked. He could not sing a note to save his life. It was like listening to Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia! but on a larger and longer scale. Thankfully, the rest of the cast way outshines his horrid caterwauling. In my opinion, they deserve every award they were nominated for (except for Crowe of course).

And on a side note, Happy New Year!